It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks on occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
Got the above from a magazine. I'm sure most of you chose Candidate C, our notorious German patriot. For those who chose the other two (be honest! ), good for you. For those who don't know who Roosevelt was, erm, forgivable, as he isn't well-known in Sg. He was an American president, FYI. If you don't know Churchill, go read through your history books, there must be a part about him. As for Adolph Hitler, you must have been living under a rock all your life if you don't know him.
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